The REAL first Homunculus

That's just disgusting

2008-05-11T23:24:14Z

Ahh~! It's gotten so quiet around here lately. Some of the students here are so uptight!

I went back to see Master this weekend and she's beginning to smell worse than ever! I'm really not sure what's worse right now, the disgusting stench of rotting flesh or the perfume that's supposed to smell of fresh tulips. You humans with your limited senses of smell and poor taste may think it smells lovely and fresh but I hate flowers and now all I smell is a disgusting concoction of rotting flesh and too much tulip perfume whenever I go near her house!

Somebody needs to hurry up and make a philosophers stone already, for the sake of my poor sense of smell!

Ugh I'm pissed off... time to mess with the first years. Tee hee!

Homunculi like to par-tay!

2008-04-10T18:12:07Z

Well~ it's almost Friday night, whose up for a night out on the town~?

Are you any closer to finding out what's wrong with the Fullmetal Pipsqueak? It isn't like I really care about him or anything like that~ but I'm curious to know what's causing this strange behaviour. He seems to have forgotten who I am but the little bastard was still suspicious of me so he hasn't told me anything more.

You don't think he has become a Homunculus do you?

Have you heard anything from Gaara~? I'm happy to wait around until you think the time is right but I think you should be concerning yourself with your boyfriend's welfare rather than letting yourself get bogged down by everything else that's going on~... you do still need Shukaku's blood, riiight~?

Not for your eyes~

2008-04-07T19:10:50Z

I trust that you're getting the plan underway. If you still intend on using my help then I'll need you to lure out that demon bastard just like we discussed. Once you've managed that I'll be able to handle the rest~.

Just know this; I agreed to cooperate with you because I don't like the idea of someone else taking away what is MY given right! In other words if you're going to die then I'll damn well ensure that you die at my hands and NO ONE else's! In other words, don't think that this is the start of a beautiful friendship. You're a human, you disgust me AND you're related to that BASTARD!

I had an unpleasant conversation yesterday with some bastard demon that is apparently called Shukaku. Well it implied it was a demon but since it was living inside the body of a disgusting human I think it was a parasite that is too weak to survive out in the world on it's own~. Anyway whatever it is the bastard pissed me off and it's just so~ ugly I have to do something about it. That kind of 'ugly' shouldn't be seen in public or even be allowed to breathe the same oxygen as someone as adorably cute as myself.

There are a few other irritating gnats I already want to squash... and as for you Fullmetal Pipsqueak... I can still take away something that is precious to you~ so I suggest you try to be a bit nicer to me.

So THIS is that boredom thing

2008-04-05T12:30:14Z

I wasn't able to stay here very long when I first enrolled so I didn't really see what this place had to offer outside of the dull mandatory classes I have to take. Now it's the weekend and I have ~~no one to maim or dismember~~ nothing to do so I figure now is the time to ask just what there is to do around here besides study~.

...well, I could do my homework I suppose, I certainly have enough of it to be getting on with but that's just so~ dull! So c'mon, someone here must know the ins and outs of this place and tell me what's fun~! ~~I suppose as a last resort I could mess with the Fenrir students, kicking people when they're already down is a good sport~~~

Hmm... I suppose I could always bait Fayt some more.

I wonder if anyone would notice if I snuck Lust into the dorm... ahh~ scratch that, I don't want them oggling her and Master would probably flip her lid~.

Fenrir goes BOOM [Voice Post]

2008-04-01T22:01:36Z

-Muffled sounds are audible as the microphone is set up on the desk beside the computer, a chair creaks softly as more weight than what it is used to dealing with is suddenly dropped upon it.-

Is this working...? How can you tell when it's switched on...?

Hee! I can hear my own voice! Cool! ^_^

...Wait I think it stopped working again.

-More muffled sounds are audible as Envy taps the microphone with one finger.-

...technology is stupid. Why do humans have to constantly think of new ways to advance themselves? It makes everything so needlessly complicated~

-There is an exasperated sigh, the chair creaks softly before manic laughter pierces the silence.-

KABOOM! Hee! Hee! I wish I could have seen the looks on their faces when that building went up in smoke, but then they will insist on creating things that are more powerful than what they can control~ I mean just look at the A-Bomb, that was a disaster! Hee! Hee!

Maybe~ I should go and help them~... I'm sure I could think of ways for them to return the favour and it would be useful to get on the good side of a few people first~.

Then again... they kind of brought this upon themselves~.

-There are more muffled sounds before the microphone is abruptly disconnected.-

Blogging?

2008-03-31T23:47:14Z

So this is a blog hmm?

Judging from what I've seen so far this is a place where I'm supposed to post ~~some kind of personal drama concerning my love life~~ my thoughts and feelings on certain events or topics. Or maybe I should start by introducing myself~.

...Ahh~! But that's so boring! There's really very little to tell when you get down to the nitty-gritty of it all. My name is Envy and I am a Homunculus from Amestris. ~~If you don't know what a Homunculus is then you're one of the first people who should be erased from this world~~.

Anyway! I'm taking ten classes. I didn't want to take so many but Master seemed to think it would look abnormal if I took far fewer than the other students here ~~she also added that I could do with developing some kind of work ethocate... bitch.~~ So! I decided to meet her halfway, I took ten classes but I really can't see them being much of a challenge, meaning I can concentrate on what is really important!