I went back to see Master this weekend and she's beginning to smell worse than ever! I'm really not sure what's worse right now, the disgusting stench of rotting flesh or the perfume that's supposed to smell of fresh tulips. You humans with your limited senses of smell and poor taste may think it smells lovely and fresh but I hate flowers and now all I smell is a disgusting concoction of rotting flesh and too much tulip perfume whenever I go near her house!
Somebody needs to hurry up and make a philosophers stone already, for the sake of my poor sense of smell!
Ugh I'm pissed off... time to mess with the first years. Tee hee!
- Mood:
urge to kill... rising
- Mood:
bouncy
I had an unpleasant conversation yesterday with some bastard demon that is apparently called Shukaku. Well it implied it was a demon but since it was living inside the body of a disgusting human I think it was a parasite that is too weak to survive out in the world on it's own~. Anyway whatever it is the bastard pissed me off and it's just so~ ugly I have to do something about it. That kind of 'ugly' shouldn't be seen in public or even be allowed to breathe the same oxygen as someone as adorably cute as myself.
There are a few other irritating gnats I already want to squash... and as for you Fullmetal Pipsqueak... I can still take away something that is precious to you~ so I suggest you try to be a bit nicer to me.
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devious
...well, I could do my homework I suppose, I certainly have enough of it to be getting on with but that's just so~ dull! So c'mon, someone here must know the ins and outs of this place and tell me what's fun~!
Hmm... I suppose I could always bait Fayt some more.
I wonder if anyone would notice if I snuck Lust into the dorm... ahh~ scratch that, I don't want them oggling her and Master would probably flip her lid~.
- Mood:
bored
Is this working...? How can you tell when it's switched on...?
Hee! I can hear my own voice! Cool! ^_^
...Wait I think it stopped working again.
-More muffled sounds are audible as Envy taps the microphone with one finger.-
...technology is stupid. Why do humans have to constantly think of new ways to advance themselves? It makes everything so needlessly complicated~
-There is an exasperated sigh, the chair creaks softly before manic laughter pierces the silence.-
KABOOM! Hee! Hee! I wish I could have seen the looks on their faces when that building went up in smoke, but then they will insist on creating things that are more powerful than what they can control~ I mean just look at the A-Bomb, that was a disaster! Hee! Hee!
Maybe~ I should go and help them~... I'm sure I could think of ways for them to return the favour and it would be useful to get on the good side of a few people first~.
Then again... they kind of brought this upon themselves~.
-There are more muffled sounds before the microphone is abruptly disconnected.-
- Mood: energetic
So this is a blog hmm?
Judging from what I've seen so far this is a place where I'm supposed to post some kind of personal drama concerning my love life my thoughts and feelings on certain events or topics. Or maybe I should start by introducing myself~.
...Ahh~! But that's so boring! There's really very little to tell when you get down to the nitty-gritty of it all. My name is Envy and I am a Homunculus from Amestris. If you don't know what a Homunculus is then you're one of the first people who should be erased from this world.
Anyway! I'm taking ten classes. I didn't want to take so many but Master seemed to think it would look abnormal if I took far fewer than the other students here she also added that I could do with developing some kind of work ethocate... bitch. So! I decided to meet her halfway, I took ten classes but I really can't see them being much of a challenge, meaning I can concentrate on what is really important!
- Mood:
creative
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